April 27 it had to happen 

Just when I thought I was getting on top of the driving I got my 1st wake up call .I hit the supermarket for some time kill .On exiting the car park while humming to the radio I look up to see 4 cars closing in fast.Head on ! Fark! I quickly jag right in to the way of approaching pedestrians ,don’t give way and bolt .All flustered ithen miss my 2 next turns and have thus missed any chance of a gold park. Plus the water bottle (no star bucks tea sipper cup just yet ) between my legs has splattered over my shorts . Now I’ve gotta walk in and get Leroy looking like I’ve pissed myself ! now i’l never get in with the cool crowd .