May 6 full

Yep .Finally a real taste of America .Im bored so I go with em to take Leroy to some trampoline joint. Only did it cause I felt guilty as I had a beer at 230 and new I wanted more. Anyway this joint was fuckn packed.A million kids and some big humans and I mean massive .This is where Jerry Springer must do his mail out for auditions . You’ve never seen so much  arse on so few a human .Any way I figured we go out for dinner (again ) and there it is ,all the evidence I need on my plate .I ordered from the appetiser section for $19 and got 6 crumbed prawns, 5 sticky chicken pieces ,4 tuna tacos and 4 little spring roll things .Crazy ! Portion sizes are ridiculous no wonder it’s the land of the big.Im laying down now ,feel a little sick in my tum tum