May11discoveries

Holey shit I’ve got goosebumps just when I thought it was just Jerry Springer and me I stumbled across paternity court .yes sir e  a show where you put your self through court on national television to see if you really are the father of your kids . Ijust wish after this morning I could somehow make it me who discovered the little fuckers weren’t mine . Now Jerry is a god in my eyes as he always gets real . Take today’s show ;a guy is having an affair with a dwarf his wife is a statuesque glamour (of course!).Apparently she seduced him in the shower by hanging off the curtain rail while he was totally unaware. Yep  . True . This show keeps me grounded .