May12 knobs

1st of all when you go down to surf your little spot that you’ve staked as your own and discover that another dude on his mal is stretching out the front you think ‘faaaark offf’.But wait this guy starts doin the splits , then star jumps and wait for it  ; he starts squatting with this huge fuckn mal above his head . Now i Had to look the other way so as not piss myself laughing . Wanted to offer him some sagely advice :you actually ride that thing out in the water mate . Any how rest assured it was all ok as I knew he wasn’t a threat out there.But knobs are everywhere you go just that over here there’s plenty of m. Take this new show I discovered ‘Wilko’ .You put yourself on national television to do a lie detector test to prove to your wife you haven’t been molesting your own kids!Aired at 530 just when the kids are watching telly . Perfect might watch this then . What kind of knob would go on this show! To make things worse this guy fails the test and admits guilt and then bawls his eyes out . Yep tv over here has an endless supply of knobs willing to make knobs of themselves and yep there’s plenty of knobs who watch it .Just don’t call Jerry one cause he is cool.