May16 the big issue

Restrooms .1st of all who calls them that anywhere else.We can’t offend can we? There fuckn toilets .Always were always will be .Now the public restroom for men has become totally sanitised in Australia and completely so here . I’m talking about the trough . Yep the easiest most practical and surely efficient way to take the horses for a drink . But no .Some fuckwit from pc land had to ruin it for mankind and protect our privacy and invent our little dome urinals which means if your busting to wet the toes and it’s busy your(me) in serious trouble . Plus here there is hardly a bush on site so your forced hold the package with one hand and dance on the spot . Also a lot of the public ‘restrooms’ are individual cubicles with doors that have no ‘occupied or vacant’ signs . The only  logic I can think of is it may show that someone is inside and thus busy .Now that might be embarrassing. So you are forced to try and open the door hoping no one is inside .And like this morning when I yanked at the door it flung open and some poor bastard was havn a shit .He cried he couldn’t lock it. So when you finally get in these fuckers it’s like a war zone ,shirt over face ,sweating,dry reaching  and with people often trying to open the door on you . Yep we had to get pc and fuck it up . What’s wrong with the old block with a trough and a couple of shitters .