2 hrs south of Hermosa Beach just b4 San Diego . Laymo Land . A place for families with kids under 7 . Yep it feels past it’s use by date already . You have to be a nerd or just getting out of your nappy to get excited .Like a mass heard in the Serengeti the buffalo flock with there young . I joined in of course to graze in the All you can eat deep pan pizza,pasta and a gallon of post mix Diet Coke to keep the calories down.30 degrees plus in the sun . Fucking baking away waiting for the kids while they wait for a ride . Now as the sweat trickles down my back as I wait for the kids in the waterpark I can’t even think of a rewarding beer as I’ve got the white knuckle ride on the 405 back to navigate . And she sure is scarier than any thing this place has to offer . Especially as I’m constantly reminded that the big arse fuckn truck is about to cross over and crush us to death .Sorry LegoLand but you’re not the type of zoo I can recommend.
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