May20 the jungle

The farking jungle! Ran into a school mum at the supermarket .Told Jan of our plans to head down to San Diego . She looked at me like I was stupid ,laughed and said no. Enough said but I couldn’t go back home and rain on the parade .After all it was Leroys birthday and EJ put in a heap of effort. Now I’m glass half empty at my best but this day was a fuckn script that just said don’t . A long day already but the drive back ……………FARK! Hideous . 120 miles of freeway on a Saturday afternoon should be a cruise . Fucking wrong in a big way . Bumper to bumper on 4 to 6 lanes ,sun directly in the eyes and lines fading into the concrete. Demoralising . This joint is truly a concrete jungle with extreme traffic and I can’t complain enough about it . The positive ;we turned off and took the pacific coast highway where the traffic was still fucked up  but we went through Orange County. Leguna Beach , heard of it?Now this  joint is very cool and über hip .A cross between Byron Bay and Lorne but on steroids (sorry , you’ll here that a lot ). Just wanted to pull over sit down in one of the many beer gardens and restaurants and pull on the boat shoes ,drink shit loads of pims and cocktails and beer and wine and spirits and fuckn anything .Yep the sun setting ,the beautiful people, the buzz . Awesome joint .Now I understand why the house wife’s from Orange County think there important . Cause I’d love to be there ‘pool boy ‘  Anyway you can tell I’m drinking right now so I better stop rambling . Love you’s all 

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