May29 young old guys

Everywhere . Call them cool ,call them tools but the dude trying to stay young are to be found around here. Out in the surf ,on the strand , getting a pedicure , posing in front of shop front windows . Yep , I’m not alone but fuck the competition is scary. Guys over 40 look good or at the very least think they do if they live in Hermosa. Every weekend ,no everyday no matter if it’s sunny or not ,you’ll see the over 40 eager to get the top off and show his kit . Old guys doing 5 minute stretches on the beach before they go out and surf .Just happens on closer inspection that there is a group of young bikini clad girls nearby. Makes me sick when I realise it’s not his daughter but his young girlfriend and her mates . We walk past a house on the strand with its open byfold doors . They’ve set up a band , with cocktail bar ,young skimpily dressed girls and of course a group of ‘industry’ type old dudes real happy with themselves . Long hair (no grey hair),Kirk pengily facial growths , shiny skin , even a couple of cigars .Fuckn pricks . And any young chick who thinks she’s got it just happens to slowly wander by looking back over her shoulder ,giggling .There  is one guy who looks normal and I picture myself as him .He’s chatting to the Pengily dude and then he jogs off pulling car keys out of his pocket.He’s they’re fuckn driver,makes sense .Ej says she’d love to walk back for another look . Yeah ‘course ya fuckn do ‘,I say. I’ve got no doubt the sales for Viagra would be big here ,shit I’m gonna need some myself. Anyway I wanna join their club so I’m on the fitness push . I’m posing in front of the mirror all the time .Yeah ,yeah I know your going to say I do that anyway.True.I asked Leroy last night how I was looking ? He replied pretty good but you’ve only got 1 ab. That inspired me . ….. straight to the fridge for a beer to contemplate.