Jun5 feeling things out 

Lots of stuff.1st ,I’ve been walking past the lawn bowling club pondering whether I’m old enough to join .Im surprised they were actually here .Thought it could help me connect .You know get a bit of charity and be offered some job helping the oldies .I don’t know , driving them around and stuff. Maybe take m out for a surf or something . Anyway I scoped out the times and decided to saunter past.Fuck me dead! There was no one over 50 ,couldn’t see a grey  hair or a walking stick in sight .Full of designer dads or should I say wankers ,everywhere. It was straight out of a Ralph Lauren or a Polo advertisement .Instead of pollo its lawn bowls .Dale Verhagen you would love this. Sucking on a pimms and rolling the old  balls or not so old I should say; over the Sant Ana couch.Pencil thin moustaches and v necks in the boat shoes .  Yep , hoping to see some chewed up oldie with a dickie knee ain’t gonna happen in Hermosa Beach .They don’t grow old here they just see their surgeon .