June7 comparisons

More of a footnote story to the backend of the previous blog.Tex came home and told me his new mate’s dad is totally ripped and he’s muscles totally roast what I’ve got.I said ,’no way Tex I’ve got muscles everywhere even on my……….well everywhere ok. He s adamant this dad makes me look like a an overcooked twistie.I say no way he probably bats for the other team anyway. He asks ,’what do you mean’ ……..’.. Never you mind’.                So a couple of days later we take Tex to this party that Gab and Inga are hosting for their son . And that’s where this muscled up beautiful man is 1st introduced to me .We shake hands and at the same time Leroy is trying to pull my t shirt up in public to compare, I should I say humiliate me in a muscle off . At this stage we didn’t know they were relatively famous and sex symbols and actors and celebrities and good looking and nice and all that .Shiyat I was completely fuckn roasted. What I could I say ‘I’m a caulker ‘.