June15 they don’t have stuff

Snags,the dirty old sausage you throw on the barby .Don’t hav’m over here .Theyve got your fat gourmet traditional Italian sausage in some places ,but there for a different use.Im not real big on your snag anymore but at the kids footy or out the front of Bunnings I can put 1 or 2 away pretty easy.Theyre version is the dog . They are all shapes and sizes and take up a good section of the ham and cheese area. I don’t get it really ,cause the yanks can handle some cheap crap and I would of thought they’d have a strong play on the snag.The dog I reckon is just a over salted over processed version of your snag. The cheap old snag can make it big here and I’m deadly serious .On a side note I like to boil your snag 1st , let it cool ,take the casing off which releases a shit load of fat and then chop them up and throw them back into a mild curry simmered in milk .Garanteed the kids will love it .(mums recipe) Try it ,it won’t let you down . Pies and sausage rolls. Are you fucking kidding ,these little indigestion parcels of hangover joy ,smashed with sauce and washed down with a can of coke are not seen here .Tragic!They truly have no idea how far they’re beloved ketchup can spread her wings.There’s Aussies over here doing coffee and gourmet pie joints but that’s the problem . They are convinced the yanks won’t take to them in there simplest form .  Coffee they are apparently getting right but pies paired with gravy ,macaroni cheese ,peas and even fruit ,but with no tomato sauce .Now that’s selling your soul and giving up on a piece of Aussie that is capable of capturing an audience. The snag ,pie and sausage roll can make it here . At the very worse, middle America would wash this stuff down with doctor pepper and cherry cola by the ton . Got more for ya tomorrow.