Yep , it came and went yesterday in the USA. Got the call from Tex to come and get him and his mate at 630 to take them surfing . Is that what I get? The privelage to drive the kids around ,and without even having breakfast or any other pre breakfast ……… stuff .In bed….. and all before the kids get up . Shit ,where was I ? Yeah so I got the privelage of watching the kids surf in waves that were too small for yours truly. Had to get back in time so Em could go to Pilates . Fuckn great.Couldnt even mope around and watch the sport as Leroy was watching his 3rd straight episode of sponge bob square pants . Like an untouched corn kernel stuck in a turd , I’d been flushed and forgotten. Fuck it , I’m going on a long walk to find myself a nice tree branch to hang off for a while . But , oh yeah I’d been setup . Had to suck up the tears and blame it on the hay fever .A knock at the front door and there it was . A bike ,an not your normal bike . A retro cool black cruiser that is Hermosan .My 1st bike since I got my Malvern star dragster in 1979. With my new grown beard I’m just about ready to rock the strand . If I can get some roids and do another million push-ups i’l even get my top off. Even went to lunch at Gene Simmons ‘Rock and Brews’ in Elsugundo .See it’s not all cooking , house cleaning and bare foot in the kitchen , occasionally I get appreciated for all the heavy lifting .
who would of thought I’d get a bike for Father’s Day and actually be stoked to have 1. Then to go and have lunch ,washed down with a few beers at Gene Simmons ‘Rock and Brews ‘in Elsugundo . I’m not a kiss man but this is a pretty cool joint . This can’t be real , surely I’m getting sent back to face reality soon.
19th June fathers day
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