June26Look good

Anyone who knows me well would be aware I was born only as a head .It wasn’t until I was 5 that a body started to form off my head and then the arms and finally the legs a bit later .Unfortunately my head had a       head start .See the head didn’t stop growing ,but growing the wrong way. Only bone growth and fat on the outside of the skull . Unfortunately no IQ growth or grey matter. You see this area has two types of human : real smart or real good looking , oh and a third . Fucking rich. Yep missed out on those 3 .Everyday you’re on show .Recently I gave up the fight and rebelled and started growing a dirty old beard ,cause fuck it I knew it would annoy EJ and the fellow school mums wouldn’t let me sip out of their green tea sipper mugs . Might even make my head look smaller.Fuck it I’m not on you’re team anymore . But sure enough I had to relent as I was told certain services were closed .Yep time to shave and moisturise and trim my nose hairs and you know ?