July2 hot

How hot? Fuckn hot . A furnace .Palm Springs is in a valley between two arid mountain ranges . Just ahead lies Joshua Tree national park. Sounds alluring ,beautiful even . We know it’s name from U2.Yes it does have its own type of beauty but it’s ugly . A valley of small cacti and these little prickly palm fuckers they call Joshua trees ( I think , it’s too hot right now to properly research my claim) . You’re on the way to that special adult theme park ,Las Vegas.3 and half hours to drive to yet.Im sitting by the pool as I write this and it’s tough going.11am and it must be north of 38 already. Of course Emma plants us right in the middle of the sun . I’m getting thirsty and that’s what this place must of been invented for .For what else can you do here? Last week it got to 50 degrees 3 days in a row. Today a freezing 45.This leads to a beautiful location I discovered last night ;’Total Wine and Spirit’.When I walked into the cold of this divine ,refrigerated warehouse I knew I had finally come to Mecca . I started quivering as soon as I saw the thousand upon thousand of shiny , glimmering jewels filled with god’s special nectars.Sorry Dan you’ve been trumped in a big way. This joint has a crazy choice of everything alcoholic at ridiculously cheap prices.I actually got a headache as the choice is confusing . Can there be too much?Whos guessing what I’m getting up to?The pool area…………..I love the modern bikini.