July3 how much more?

I’m feeling rather sorry for myself right now. Just sitting on my little resort patio with a beer in 1 hand ,my feet up and my eyes firmly fixed on the endless parade of derrière . Nah just playnwith yas. Just doin the Strayan thing and sitting by the pool and drinking coronas out of Ems drink bottle . Why pay quadruple when you can get a slab of corona for $23 and then beat the resort tab . As you guys know it’s a long weekend on account of July 4 here. I’m just relaxing that’s all , had a big day on top of the desert . Thirsty , just wish I could be winking and nodding and just corrupting things a bit with some other Aussies , cause this is our speciality , Beating the system and playing underdog and getting a little pissed and havn a laugh .    Yep , did I say it was dam hot . Oh well back to it .