July20 wild

Well, I canned my morning solo session early and decided I’d get home and take the kids down to the beach.Like the day before this ended up being a lot of fun. I marshalled the boys up ,and down we headed with boogie boards and surfboard. I took the surfboard just in case . Pigsarse , I had plans on catching these surprise waves that are bobbing up straight out in front of our joint. It’s usually very docile but a sandbank has formed and I’m hoping Leroy will look after the towels while daddy goes to work .Sure enough there they were again . Tex and I are straight out and Leroys decided to look after the towels because it’s too big …… I didn’t plan that . Anyway Tex and I have a disfunctional relationship at best , this is the only thing we’l do together , but it always ends in a slanging match. Tex gets excited out there and talks and raves nonstop about the aerial or tube or barrel roll or what the fuckever . And so it was today as things denegrated quickly when it was my fault the last wave slammed him. Instead of stooping to his level i went even lower when I said I thought I saw a fin coming up behind him .He yelled ,’where’!At that very moment he looked back and two big arse dorsal fins popped up 15 m behind him.Im not fuckn joking ,we both looked at each other with eyes as wide as flying saucers.I was just making the fin bit up and at the very next instant 3 dolphins appeared right up behind us . Tex went into a panic and tried to climb onto my back but I paddled away from him whilst laughing my head off . A set wave came in and i hooked onto it and left the poor fucker out there by himself.I headed back out , but Tex had scrambled back in . At 12 years of age he doesn’t mince his words . As I sniggered to myself I heard him screaming , ‘Fuck you dad , it’s all right for you ,your on a surfboard but I’m all exposed if I get bit my whole fuckn body is available for dinner . All I’d have left is a fuckn head ‘!!!   I couldn’t stop laughing as this is the most fun I’ve had in ages . Yep this is what I call bonding , and I had a good surf to boot .     The dolphins are common place but this was Tex’s 1st encounter. Hilarious .        Their size and speed is a shock when you 1st encounter them but a day like today gives you a real buzz .