August5 balls

The beach. I’m here again. Yep I know Melbournes freezing but it’s not here. Apart from 4 days in Palm Springs I think I havn’t been at the beach twice .I’l say I’ve missed a week . It’s not fair is it , a week is a lot to miss ,but I’m gonna tough it out.Im still quarantined from the water with a bung ear . Em hates the beach and is out getting a pedicure so it’s up to me to watch the boys . The yanks love the beach too. It’s the things that they like to do down here that’s intriguing . Drinking out of red cups is big , always spirits and why not when you can get shit faced on under$10. Volleyball is practically a religion,enough said.Corn hole is also big . Yeah I know what your thinking , corn goes in one hole and comes out another. I’ve seen some serious movies where the whole cob goes in and out and in and , geezuz I’ve lost my train of thought. Yeah it’s that game where you throw a little beanbag on to a stilted timber platform with a whole in it .They love this game , it’s there version of table tennis .Spike ball is also big . You see these little trampolines on the beach with guys huddled around it smacking it in to the tramp , diving around and roaring with excitement. Paddle ball is another . A bit like table tennis without the ball . Right now I’ve got two dudes trying to get a 200 hit rally up 10 meters in front of my direct line of sight to the beach .Get the fuck out of my way dudes I’m missing out on this chick duck diving through the waves , yeah and my kids and all .They got a sweat up and didn’t even get wet before leaving. .Is it just me but the beach has water , most of the time with waves and if that’s no good what about the perve factor .One of the greatest trends in modern fashion is currently in full swing , the pulled up hard up the clacker bikini bottom . I say ,keep your sunnies on and your eyes focused, that way your balls will have plenty of bounce later on.