August 10 Punxsutawney Phil 

Punxsutawney Phil lives at our house . For every day is on repeat for this groundhog.You can’t get him off his back and he rarely gets out of his Burrough. Another beautiful day , 400 m from the beach and perfect little waves to surf in with no wet suit required . No punxsutawney is in permanent hybernation . You don’t need any of that natural stuff when you’ve got you tube . See, the Punxsta  reckons that watching stuff on YouTube 12 hours of the day makes him an expert at everything .You don’t need to get out there and try stuff for yourself when you can get some brash little smartarse sending you subscriber requests to watch him act like a fuckwit .Theres winners , and that’s these guys who peddle crap for millions and then there’s the losers , your kids who watch it .I still feel like shit but I’ve taken 14000 steps, been to the beach and even went for a run. I got home and the Punxsta was still in the burrough at 1230. I flushed the toilet for him , fed him pizza and cleaned the house up . Punxsutawney Phil didn’t lift his head up to even see his shadow , he still thinks it’s winter .