August 18 The brown donut 

I’ve been barking up this tree for a while but I still don’t get it. It’s meant to be the alternative , the stuff you eat because you know it’s healthier . You’ve trained yourself for years and now your fond of it , your not going back . That is until you move to the states. I’ve been drumming away about their use of sweetener in bread . It’s fuckn horrible. No really , they’ve got their hands on one of the most simplest of recipes and brainwashed 400 million people that this is how it is . The biggest loser in all this , apart from your waistline is the healthy alternative .Brown bread is not to be eaten , they have right royally made this healthy alternative into one of the worse tasting things you are likely to eat. And I can tell you that is a big call because they can eat some terrifyingly bad shit . The big thing in your mass produced bread here is the claim that they don’t use high fructose corn starch , thank god as it would put your need to bake cakes out of business.I’m not a big eater of bread like I used to be , it’s wraps as an alternative but I love a couple of wholemeal or whole grain pieces of toast with eggs or tomato or just good old Vegemite. Now it just tastes wrong . Sour dough or just white bread if you have to . Just think about it , when was the last time you ordered a brown doughnut. Yeah i’l have it wholemeal with the 9 grains and seeds variety , thanks . Disgusting.The reason we eat it brown is cause we’re trying to be healthy . When you come for a Holliday don’t bother ordering brown bread unless you know they bake it themselves , sweetener free. The brown donut is only good if it has a whole in the middle with chocolate icing . It’s doing me a favour as I’m eating less bread than ever and that can’t hurt the skin folds.