August 25 Hurricane Harvey

Not Rob or Brent , Hurricane.. Harvey.Its smashing Texas as I speak . Corpus Christi , yep it’s familiar ? Texas , heard of it somewhere?It’s being drilled by the big dog .. Harvey , not Mark ,not Paul but a big arse  Hurricane that’s dropped to a incredible low of 938 on  the barometer . We don’t see that in Aus . A weather event like this is extraordinary, something we rarely see back home. The saturation coverage of an event like this is incredible,,but compelling . They’re predicting 3 feet of rain in the next 24 hours , can you believe that ?At the same time on the other side of Mexico , just a little north ,we’re about to hit  a 7 day heatwave of temperatures soaring into the low 40s . We get similar events in Aus, but in the US you’ve got huge populations that are always in the firing line .Over here they’l live anywhere . The news coverage and the reporters play a hilarious game of ‘who can get in front of big waves hitting the harbour breakwall whilst getting blown sideways .’These reporters  get smashed on live TV .We don’t want them to speak shit ,we want them to eat it . It’s a sport . Please , let me see one of these guys fly sideways and hit a palm tree ,or a palm tree hit them . I don’t want to see them get hurt , I just want them to go arse up .  Cmon Harvs you’ve been tagged for years , it’s your turn to knock a few over .  

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