August28 , an old sage

Nearly 70 days down , just 9 days before school is back . It’s fair to say I’ve had a lot of time with the kids . Even more with Leroy . I’ve shown him a few things . He’s developed an appreciation for Jerry Springer . He often asks why 3 girls all want to kiss that guy or even sleep in his bed ?He wants to know what a stripper is and why is it always strippers and fat girls with tattoos that like to come on Jerry ? He even says he’d like to go to one of Jerrys shows , cause it’s funny watching all the contestants fighting on stage . That’s my boy . He asks the tough questions . The other day he asked if fish get thirsty and did they drink from the sea ?He reckons it would be too salty. He theorises that it must be best to go fishing in the rain cause the fish would have to come to the surface to drink the fresh water . That way they’l more than likely take your bait . He reckons when he eats he’l often need a mouthful of water so surely this would be the same with fish .’Yeah it makes sense I suppose ‘ , I replied. The other day he wanted to know if dogs have soap on their tongues . I said , ‘why’ ? ‘ Well you always see then licking their balls and …….  ‘Yeah ok ok  I know where your going’, I said . He only recently thought babies were cut out of the mums tummies until of course I told him the truth . He was shocked at first as he thought that bit was too small, but then he thought it hilarious . He’s still puzzled how the baby got in their in the 1st case. I reckon he thinks he knows the answer but I’m not going there yet .Yep he’s already a typical bloke .You got to give it to kids they want to know the important things in life .