October 8 piecing the puzzle

Remember when Hugh Grant got caught in his car with hooker Davine Brown ? I always wondered why a guy in his position could get caught soliciting a street hooker .It just seemed dumb , I will say that he was un fucking lucky to get caught . A man can get lonely , he does have needs . Doesn’t he?Ive been reading a few of the local papers and I have noticed there are a lot of adds for strip clubs . So ?     I assumed that these gentlemen clubs offered the full service . This is LA , porn lives here and there’s a grubby under current about this joint . What happens to all those beautiful girls with fake tits that don’t get their Hollywood dream ? They become x rated stars or if that fails they end up in brothels. Don’t they ?No ….. prostitution is illegal in the US . Nevada is the exception. You can’t have a city like Vegas without brothels , they got the ‘special license ‘. How did I learn this ? Jim Jeffries, who else confronts America with their imperfections in the bluntest of manner . Can you believe that ? No brothels , the oldest profession banned ! Fucking crazy . Drugs yes , guns yes , porn yes ,prostitution no !( Even auto spell won’t recognise the word as I type it!) Now I understand why poor old Hugh got caught , he had a sudden urge but no easy ‘legal ‘ solution . They hate the idea of showing flesh , everything’s pixilated out , but violence , no probs . Hilarious,  but pathetic . This joint has seriously got to grow up . Take a heap of hookers off the street and put them in a controlled environment, and as a by-product eliminate a huge chunk of petty crime . I do apologise to Jim Jeffries as I feel like I’m plagiarising his observations , but hey we are Aussies and we see things the same way. Porn , but no prostitution . It can’t be true , can it ?