October 19 Roosters

Yeah you can probably imagine that the breeding is strictly monitored here .Theres plenty of well managed hens on the block in Hermosa Beach . Tennis and skinny almond milk frappucinos are popular .Beauty salons are everywhere and busy .The niggle comes when talking about the men . Does anyone drink beer , knock down a burger or bend over and show a bit of arse crack ?Does no one go grey or have a forehead full of wrinkles . Do they not swear and curse when they’ve blown 20 on the nags at Hollywood park ? No , this is all new age sensitive guy territory. I’ve seen a few dads at school in their surgeons scrubs , suits , their designer beards and chinos.Where’s the bloke who slips in the odd profanity , scratches his balls , messes up a passing kids hairdo and winks at the teacher ? Not here I can tell you . Even at Leroys bball try out you scope the other dads , but arrrgh there’s more dads with buffed chests and big biceps bulging out of tight apricot tshirts ,in designer jeans and boat shoes . I thought I was in good nick but I must be doing something wrong , cause not only are these guys good looking but they must live on protein shakes and carry a set of scales around with them . Even the dude that looks a bit rough , the melons a bit wobbly, but he stands up and there it isn’t . This fucker should have a beer gut , but no he’s on the treadmill eating carrots while he watches the football .Then when the odd introduction comes along it’s like your talking to some soft talking , psychologist or nutritionist who looks you straight in the eye and has the ‘world is great ‘smile glued on . Can I ask ? Please would it be appropriate if I complimented him on his perfect brown auburn hair and shiny face ? Tonight Emma and I are going to a school parents get together to introduce ourselves to the other parents at Leroy s school .I have had enough of roosters , please let there be some grey pigeons or chewed up old cockies and god forbid …. a slab of cans in the esky .