October 27 being seen 

I’ve rejected all walk requests this week as the Steidle family are here from Aus . Today I picked up old Slater , an old husky boy . I slipped in a quick request dog walk . Now old Slats was a pleasure to walk . He’s a big strong boy with a lovely nature . I knew early on in the walk that big boy was loosening up , as the odd waft of marinated chum emitted in my direction . I’m an inconsistent guy when it comes to gut strength . Some days , ahh…, fuck it ,    rare days I can take the smell of excrement and keep on whistling Dixy . Today should of been the same . What I normally like to do is keep on walking if my dog has to drop an egg off , or at the very least pretend I’m picking it up . Now I’m decked out in my WAG t shirt I have to be responsible and grown up and pick up . To be seen not doing it could see a complaint , as WAG monitors my phone and can match me up against a complaint in a certain location . So ,eventually Slater drops off 3 large style chocolate logs.I gotta pick it up as a young mum with pram is approaching . I got 2 in the bag but I need another bag for the other 1 .Just as mum approaches ,old Slater boy pulls hard to get a pat from mum . In the process he’s pulled me back and I’ve stepped in his shit .Of course  mum stops with pram and gives Slats a pat and asks about the good old boy .” Yeah, yeah he’s a great old dog “I say , but before I could continue I get an involuntary need to dry retch and then pretend to burp , excusing myself . Mum looks at my turd covered shoe and smiles pauses and says , “have a nice day”. I then have to use the bag to clean up what’s left but I can’t as I get multiple stomach cramps and dry retch repeatedly . Slats then gives my face a big lick as I’m down at my knees . .,,,, Fuck it Slats let’s leave that shit and keep walking before I faint , shall we . I do my best to clean up my shoe and then I’ve gotta discreetly drop of Slats work in a passing bin . Security is big here ,so you get paranoid that someone’s security camera will catch you in the act . As I write this I’m sweating up ,little wafts of Slater slide up off my break peddle and I’m swallowing hard . Fuck it I can’t elaborate anymore …….   ……, Next walk I’m gonna rub Vicks under my nose .