“How ya goin ya mother fuckers ? “I greet our good friends .They don’t quite hear me at first .” How ya going , beautiful day “, I say it louder this time . You know when you don’t like someone and you see them when you’re out and you pretend not to see them? I was about to do that the other day , but my opposing number beat me to it .Ahh , you fuckn old pricks you’ve given me the higher ground . It emboldens me to greet them with a smile . They look down at first , look up and then look down before finally looking me in the eye to reply that they were”fine , thanks ” . It’s the the 3rd time in 24 hours that I’ve said hello . Love it. While I was at the park with Leroy ,Tex and his mates got in the pool . You must be 14 and over to be in the pool unsupervised. ( they’re all 12)They were asked to leave the pool area by one of the older residents, he proceeded to take a photo and sent it to central management . We were informed that this was our 4 th complaint and fined $150 . The next and final complaint will result in a $500 fine .This time it wasn’t me old mate ‘Doug the miserable ^*+t’. It was his good friends next door , another older retired couple . Immediately you think that the action by this older couple was a bit over the top ,but it’s easy to smell an alliance. And there it was today ,when I ran into ‘ ‘Doug the miserable *^+t and his wife with their good buddies, the other older couple . Ohh yeah , you fuckers , now we’re walking head on and there’s no avoiding passing each other . They all look down , but I’m quick to greet them . They hate it but are forced to say hello . I’m gleeful , gotcha ! Team old fucks ……. It makes my day , almost feel like dancing like the Joker in Batman . It’s funny we are in the wrong and we admit that, but our accusers (all 4 complaints ) emit guilt . Tex did the wrong thing .Was it a major sin? No.Did he throw us under the bus ? Yes . Maybe I’m in denial about our behaviour but one things for sure , ‘Team old Fuck ‘ are not , and they’ve been there just at the moment anything goes down . …,.., It’s pretty obvious they want us out . ..,.,. Guess what ? I’m up for the fight ….. and lovn it .
November 7 Strike 4
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I'm a 51 year old Aussie guy from Melbourne, Australia, who until now, has never lived outside of my home town in Mornington. That is, until now, when together with my wife and 2 boys, moved to South Bay, California, to start a new life. This blog is share my take on LA life. View all posts by aussiehowieinla
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