December 29 shit I don’t feel well

I walked in prepared , walk out ill. I knew my guys were gonna be hard to beat . I’m fussy , something in the American style was desired . No , i ‘l not pay 4 times the price . I’ve backed the Aussies in , given us the benefit of the doubt . I’ve even come back a bit , adapted , reconsidered their flavour . Now I’m convinced we are not who we think we are . After pacing back and forth Emma has convinced me to do it . “Stop being a tight arse ” , I’m told . Fuck it i’l rescue these bad boys from the shelf . $55 for 24 soldiers , I swallow the pain back down and bend over . There’s no argument as far as I’m concerned, we cop it in the arse for an inferior product . Yes inferior . The verdict is through , they have better beer for at least a third of the price . The yanks own us in this department . Oh well I guess i’l have to drink away the pain ….. until tomorrow.