You’re tired , body tired , it’s nearly over . The horizon is within view , you wanna get there but it’s not a happy ending ,it’s relief .We landed ….and the drinking and gourmet began , and hasn’t stopped.83 kg on the 20 th , 85kg on the 27th , now I’m scared to weigh myself…… 87kg? I’ve been told my tshirts are looking a little stretched … No shit . It’s the Aussie way , you entertain your guests , and there’s no better time than summer , and we are the guests . Cheeses ( so good), cabanas , cured meats , salt and vinegar chips , all by the shit load . Beer , it’s been constantly hanging out on its air bed ….. my liver . Each morning you wake up after another 6 piss sleep and feel as if your coming down with something ,only to repair yourself with a couple of beers at midday and then your back again . 
You can’t stop us ,we are gonna go down drinking and eating in the name of the best company you’re ever gonna meet , cause that’s what we do . This is friends , family , neighborurs and inclusiveness . Yep , I’l be glad to stop and get into shape but I’m gonna miss this place . Only 3 days left .