Emma’s packing the cases , I’m lying on the bed . ” Don’t you feel guilty watching me pack?” ..”Sure do ” “You don’t really”. “Of course I do babe “,I reply . I push it sideways and it concertinas back in waves . I get two hands around it and wobble it like jelly . “Shit darl, check out my guts , it’s a creature in its own right “.
She looks at me and shakes her head and tells me I stink and that I need to shower . I can’t move , I’m marooned on the bed . Another day of lunch and beers ,and then dinner and beers and now I’m stuck , star fished on the bed . Hang on , if I stick my leg out and fart I can shrink a bit , might get off the bed even . Wineries , restaurants,pubs ,cafes , brunches , breakfasts , lunch and dinners . We’ve just about ticked it all off .
Nearly there , more goodbyes complete , only a few to go . Shit ( yeah that’ll make me feel better ) , it’s been fun and it’s better than you’l ever experience in LA.