January 18 no more chances

We are a gift that keeps on giving . ……, I can see myself standing up before Judge Judy : ” I think this is a load of …. “. “DID YOU SIGN A CONTRACT!!”…… “Yes your honour but this is bull….. “. DID YOU SIGN A CONTRACT!!!” ….. “Yes”. “Good !!!! There’ll be no further questions. I award in favour of the plaintiff to the sum of $4200 in bond , plus $500 for the 5th warning for not accompanying a minor under the age of 14 in the pool area , and $300 in court costs . Get the fuck out of my court room . NEXT!!” Yep you’ve guessed what’s gone down . My little mate Dougy has had another big win . He knows that his little buddy Tex will eventually give him what he wants . Texy had duly obliged , jumping in the spa with two of his mates while Emma worked and I was at Leroy’s bball training . And guess who happened to be coming back for an afternoon walk at that very moment …. Doug the miserable c*^t. It’s all my fault , I admit it . I should have control of my child , know where he’l be at all times and have trained him well enough to know better . The boys are 12 ,are already looking like 15 but that’s a cop out , I know that . Apparently the boys were polite and left quietly , but it has become a different game . Doug saw it as his duty to ring property management and inform them of this grievous breach . Petty he isn’t .$500 is apparently the sum required .I told Emma that Reyna ( property manager) can throw herself off the 3rd story balcony into the pool , cause we ain’t paying . Yes , those who know Emma ,know that I got stared down and rebuked .To those who’d like to stay in touch with Tex ,don’t bother . He’s grounded indefinitely and his phone and all social media is blacked until Easter .This isn’t looking good , Dougy is giving us an absolute schooling and now knows that the next indiscretion is eviction . It’s almost game set and match . It’s gonna be tough running into Doug the miserable c^*t and his decrepit allies, but I’m gonna keep on smiling and waving …….To Tex .. ya fuckn dead the next time you do this ,and to Doug … , I can’t wait to see you trip over and break your leg . Nah , nah , I didn’t mean that last bit . You know I’m not like that . Don’t you?