January 24 look alike ?

This whole adventure has been a reality check .Some days not even an Aussie accent can change the perception that you put out there . The other day I did a bit of shopping at Trader Joes . This is a cool fresh food supermarket chain with staff that are more casual and personable .When you’ve had the time on your hands like I have ,a bit of extra exercise and sun must surely have worked in my favour . ……. maybe not ….. “Well , hi sir how’s your day ?” “Fine thanks ,Yourself?” “Great, did you find everything easily ?” ” No , probs .” “Wow you must get this all the time , but do you get told you’ve got a striking resemblance to that actor ….. oh what’s his name ….it’ll come to me in a minute .” Shit , I’m feeling pretty good about this , the chest puffs a bit . I rock the head back to make it look smaller , raise my right eyebrow and look this attractive young girl right in the eyes. I’m thinking it must be one of the Hemsworths, being fellow Aussies and all , let alone the striking resemblance from a mile or so .That’s it , I know who it is . It’s … Bill Murray .” WTF ! Bill Murray??? Have you seen that guy lately . He’s an absolute legend but he looks like he’s just got outta bed with a hangover on a permanent basis . “Bill Murray……. , shit ok . Well I guess i’l forget his appearance and assume there’s some other likeness there ….. somewhere …, I suppose?” … She smiles at me real happy with herself , “You must get it quite often”. “Ahhhh …. not really . Well thanks for the compliment and i’l see you next time ” , I reply . Fuck , so that’s it ……Bill Murray . I practically crawl out of the joint , Crushed . Is that true …. Bill fucking Murray my doppelgänger. Fuck it I’m looking into Botox .