“Have you worked out which way your going to go ? I expect them to be picked up for the weekend , or else don’t bother coming home.” “Don’t worry darl i’l be getn m back . When I say I’m getn m ,I’m getn m.”I check google maps out and shit this joints out there . Fuck Howie strap yourself in cause you’re getn out on the freeways all on your lonesome . No google maps instructions here , I use the old fashion way , signs. Sure enough I’m out in this massive warehouse in an industrial estate called Vernon . I sign in and then I have my finger print taken , true. This is serious , the cargo is of cultural significance and security has covered most angles.Once outta there I’m on the white knuckle trip back through a leviathan of tangled concrete overpasses and merging big rigs. With the worst of the trip navigated I’m relaxing , in fact I’m starving . That’s when I here the voices . “Where are you taking us ? This isn’t Home we know where not in Australia .” “Don’t worry boys i’l get you back to a safe place ,I’ve got some guys who will really appreciate you little guys.”, I reply . Yeah , I’m smiling , licking my lips . Don’t worry you little fuckers are gonna get it big time . With your buddy horse , your practically gone. I getm Home , talking and calming them down all the while . “There ,in you go my little darlings, into your safe place . ” Goooo to sleep , i’l be back to warm you guys up soon . 
Oh yeah , you guys are gonna beloved !
Bring on the indigestion, all in the name of Australia Day
Australia Day mission
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