March 19. Incognito

A little bit of extra cash would be nice , something I could do during the day from time to time .Yeah there’s dog walking but that’s on a permanent stay of proceedings until I can get my head around the high risk little reward factor . I am doing a course but it’ll be a long haul before any green fills the pocket . I am bombarded daily with multiple emails from employment agencies. As soon as you investigate a job offer you’ve given up your personal details and then every job from plastic surgeon to shit scraper is sent your way . I’ve already had “hi Troy how does $10 .95 an hour working for Amazon out at bumfuck Idaho sound ?” I assume they don’t know I’m on the beach in California . I reckon it’d be real fun working out in the Midwest of America , sleeping in my tent , eating spam and then working 10 hour days moving boxes down the line . I can see Emma and the kids will be real happy with the $ 200 a week I send back . Probably the right type of pocket money for 2 kids in Hermosa Beach . I get phone calls offering work opportunities but as soon I ask exactly what the job is I’m told to open their emails and then apply . “Hey mate tell me what the job is 1st and then i’l apply . ” Well sir, if you open the emails ” “Mate seeing as you’ve gone outta your way to ring me ,tell me exactly what job you have in mind for me !” Open up our emails and you have a good day sir bip bip bip bip bip ….. You mother….. There’s jobs and then there’s Visual 3D merchandiser . I think that’s it . I’m perfectly qualified , have just the right education and the right skill set . It’s pretty much the 1st steps to Hollywood . I can do this …………….. Leroy reckons it’d be cool , he’d tell his mates to get their mums to drive past my work place . Yeah ……,., ok I dunno about that buddy . Imagine all the kids waving and the cars tooting . I’l be a star . I’m hoping a year 12 pass will get me in the door , I might struggle with the accent and all . Wish me luck , this interview will be tough