Booked

Friday I got my license, Monday I’m pulled over . I opened my mouth too soon . I said I hadn’t been pulled over yet and it was unlikely , until now . I was exiting Trader Joes shopping centre when I saw a patrol car parked in the car park . At 1st I thought it odd but then I reasoned he could’ve been here for many reasons . I had to drive to Vonns shopping Centre to get other needs that Trader Joes doesn’t provide . As I was turning left I noticed that the same cop at the car park was right behind me . On Pier Avenue at the most visual point in our town the blue and red lights started to flash in my rear vision mirror . Surely he doesn’t want me ? Fuck it , he does . I’m thinking I’ve done everything by the book so I’m not sure what the problem is . Once completely stopping the car a 2nd patrol car also arrives , flanking my vehicle and blocking the next lane in traffic . Geeezus , what’s this all about ? As I said they don’t fuck around over here , so I kick back and await my fate . ” How are you driver ? I noticed on your number plate that the registration sticker has expired at August 2018. Can I see your license please?” Shit , I think I left the interim piece of paper in our fruit bowl at home and I can’t explain the rego bit off the top of my head . “Sorry officer , but I just got my license on Friday and I’ve left it at home and………… the registration , I’m not sure we got any type of reminder ( probably did but sent to our old address , something I didn’t think of under pressure ) . ” Yes driver but you should carry your license at all times and your registration receipt will indicate the expiry . “. I once again fall back onto my biggest advantage . ” Gee maaayte I’m sorry , I’m not used to the American system and all . ” I have the paper receipt with the paper insurance sitting in my glove box . They love paper over here . I am frustrated but don’t dare show it . An email reminder or some type of electronic message would help in the modern age but ultimately it’s my problem . The officer grabs my Australian drivers license and takes down my address and then walks to the back of the car . The officer calls in the details whilst his buddy stands out wide . I’m guessing he’s there in case I decide to take off , which is a bad idea over here . 20 minutes later the officer returns and asks me to sign a little piece of white triplicate paper and tells me that he has issued me with a written warning . ” Oh thanks maaayte , your a good bloke , i really appreciate it .” He has a quizzical look on his face . I actually think he just wants to hear me talk while at the same time he struggles to comprehend what I’m saying . I’m pretty sure if I was in Melbourne I would’ve been up for a hefty fine with no leniency ,but here …….. I’m lucky to be an Aussie.