Gopher

Was at Leroy’s soccer training the other day . I noticed the kids all kneeling down looking at the ground . One of the kids raced over to the sidelines and declared that they’d found a gopher . A gopher ? Are they real ? I go over and check it out and sure enough there’s a neat little hole in the middle of the soccer pitch . I thought the dogs were responsible for all the holes . Still I didn’t believe it . The kids were excited and laughing . Ok , surely something was down there . I scoped it , but nothing . Later as we packed up to leave something caught my eye . Did I see that little fucker , a grey little fur ball . I stay still and lock in and sure enough he comes up . Honestly he looks like a cock in a sock with buttons for eyes , not even joking . Funniest little fucker I’ve seen . I thought beauty this will he the best photo , but after 5 minutes the little fucker didn’t come up for air . but when you see this burrow you gotta admit it looks like something’s living down there . I’l eventually prove it , just wait to you see this funny little grey fucker . Think Caddyshack and you’ve got the image . True