Unlikely , I think ?

I told you Tim , “He’s a handful.” You know he really likes you . He’s thinking of looking into ancestry.com . Why ? Cause he thinks you’re that much like him that maybe you are related . Remember he did live in Australia … maybe …. just maybe ? Like I’ve been thinking , he was an athlete much like yourself . He’s still strong and regularly works out , not unlike the CrossFit style that you love .He told me that you remind him of himself . You’ve only left an hour ago and are not even at the airport and he’s talking about your next meeting . He even thinks he might come out to visit you once you send him some cash whilst he awaits his divorce settlement. ” Howie , you’ll have to give me his address “, Marcus asked .”Hang on Mate he’s still wiping off the food you spat all over him whilst we had lunch “. I replied .He laughed and says ” You’re so fucking funny you Aussies . “Nah mate just telling it like it is .” I’m telling you bad grandpa from Jackass is modelled on Marcus .He nearly shed a tear when he talked about his great Aussie mate Tim . Yep I can see that special bond I was a little worried when you were at his place for an hour . Geezus Tim what was happening up there? You sure that sleeping pill is what he says it is . Remember it’s blue , like his viagra , Prozac , Valium and blood thinning tablets …. Just saying ? The business idea of bringing Aussie kids out to the US to try out at GridIron has merit . Marcus says if you can talent spot , finance and organise everything he’l take an 80% cut and you can split the rest with your contacts. It’s only fair . Now Tim , you can now validate every story I’ve told so far …. Marcus he’s bigger than life . …….Fuck you two look good together . Actually come back and take him with you ……. Just tell him not to smoke dope in your house and in your car and at CrossFit with you , and Teddy loves you . Go on mate ya know he loves you like his own son …. please. It’d be funny and it would give us a bit of a break . Please