It started back at LAX . American Airlines and the domestic terminal . It’s busy down there . Sunday with the South Bay schools on ski week . Yes they have a week off to go skiing , do I need to say any more ? I’m feeling shit and have loaded up on fluids and vitamins , the stomachs doing backflips. The toilets are closed for maintenance and that requires a walk back up the terminal , it’s a mess and the poor women are lined up down the concourse. Thank god I’ve got a dick . It turns out our plane is delayed and we’l be swapping to a smaller plane . I’m hungry and scoff a sandwich down . Eventually we are off and away on an old plane with tight seating and no tv screens , we are separated with myself on a window next to two strangers . Luckily I brought an iPad to down load there movies , it was a last minute decision to bring it . The couple next to me were sharing a phone with an earpiece each . At the mid flight point I started to feel thoroughly awful ( think last post ) . I started sweating , the stomach had the tom toms . Oh no , I start looking around for a button to summon the hostie , I need a vomit bag , I can’t find it . I’m ready to jump over the two next to me to get to the toilet but as I look over my shoulder there is 4 or 5 people waiting to use them . Regret .,… I’ve got plenty …. everyday . When I downed 6 packets of thousand milligram vitamin c this morning I hoped there wouldn’t be side effects … I know the answer … Eventually it passes after I concentrate on the landscape below . I know why it was so plausible to cook meth in a bus in the middle of New Mexico ; it’s vast and ininviting , Breaking Bad style.
We are here now cruising the Caribbean . Little lessons : flying into Orlando and cruising From Fort Kanaveral cost us a$150 cab fare to our hotel , rookie mistake . Always look for Lyft or Uber . Stay tuned I’ve got more ……,. 
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