We are cruising ………. the Caribbean . . Check it out dawgs 
Enchantment of the Seas … that’s her . I must admit , it’s not my cup of tea , cruising and stuff . Too crowded . Sometimes it’s easy and a good introductory , that’s why we’re here . Don’t worry … I’ll make it suit .
Eat’n bro , look out , cause these cruises are made for the tooth . Fuck do I pay the price . By bed time I am ten thousand calories and 8 beers over my normal reading , Emma’s safe tonight , but only just …….. flesh there’s plenty on offer , but our Australian cruise in 2016 had a smaller size of buffalo cruising in the streams . Here the crocs would have a ball at the crossing .
The alcohol package : 2 hours in , 3 cocktails and a beer had cost us $60 US . Fuck it , I gotta check it out . $100 a day for the both of us , unlimited . Easy . …. I ‘m running down to our room to get my card . 6 flights of stairs , piss easy . 3 steps at a time ,up I fly . It’s now or never Howie , get that deal . And I do ………. Oh yeah … Here we go , time to get loose . Shit what else am I to do?
Then the party starts . This boat is rockin with Caribbean tunes . The yanks aren’t shy … and it’s show time as the party beats pump out through the deck . There’s flesh pulsating on the pool edge in the roaring sun and it’s real , Fuck , lock n ‘ load Howie , cause there’s bootie swinging , but it’s big bootie . Real big ; if this thing sinks the sharks will be fed for a month . No matter , I’m set ……….. “give me a beer mate , fuck it throw a pina colada on top .” … see yas tomorrow
aussiehowieinla 