Plateau

Another week slides by , our 23 rd month in LA . After a long winter the Atypical conditions of SoCal have shown just in time for St.Patricks day . St.Patricks day and Hermosa Beach go hand in hand . Today’s the day Hermosa awakens from winter , the crowds , the parade , the bars and the bikinis return .We still don’t finish winter until March 20 ,you wouldn’t know it this weekend .Of course this coincides with the 3rd week of our health conscious diet , a tough juncture on self discipline. Ahh ……. I’m just hanging in there .

The continual hunger has got the better of me and my portion size and snacking has increased . Still , I’m not eating carbs or sugar ……until Friday night . It was time to gather for the kids basketball season party and bbq . The esky ( cooler ) had a couple of IPAs , a bottle of sav Blanc and a bottle of Pino ( cheap and pretty good here ) . Geezus we are not gonna drink all this are we? You bet .

Your taste buds : they’ve adjusted . You still crave and want stuff , with a memory of how things taste , but that’s where the shock comes in . The IPA blew my head off on the 1st mouthful. It was so powerful , sweet and lacked subtlety. The flavour burst was an assault on the taste buds , I gave my 2nd can away . My 1st cup of red wine ( a mixed red ) had me grimacing . What the fuck am I drinking ? Is this cherry juice ? It’s the sugar , your tongue picks it up instantly and sends a message to your brain imploring you to spit it out . …Not here , I tell myself . Leo , one of our neighbours asks what I think of the wine ? I politely tell him I like it . It’s when he turns around in another conversation that I quickly tip it out so know one can see . The wine is probably fine it’s just that my tastebuds are hyper sensitive . Don’t worry I get over it quickly and it’s not before long that I drank Pino , cabsav , anything dry red and finish with a mouthful of Nates straight bourbon ( awful ) . With alcohol , snacking is mandatory . Crisps ( yes we all them chips ) savoury biscuits and anything salty is tough to resist . That means carbs , fuck I miss them , and shit they still taste good . ……..The next morning is where I feel it , the hangover is worse than usual and 3 weeks prior to this weekend I’d probably have woken up only slightly jaded . …… That’s where the pain doubles up , it’s the St.Patricks day parade and there’s Guinness flowing , hotdogs sizzling and burgers wafting . Fuck … this ain’t fair .

Finally , observations have leant me to the obvious change in your tastebuds . Sugar , you sense it dramatically when it arrives . I’m coming around to all those fitness junkies who view sugar as the enemy . They’re onto something , you don’t need it , and when shopping for products it’s incredibly hard to find stuff without it . Even a bag of broccoli I bought that is prepackaged and set up for steaming by microwaving the bag had 2 grams of sugar added . I couldn’t believe it . The 3rd week completed and it’s still tough , more so the social events and alcohol which I won’t quit on ( ever ) . I still feel good but I feel I may not have dropped much if any weight this week . The plateau was inevitable . Next week : cyclical Keto ……….Yes there’s more ………until then ,keep drinking Guiness .

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