July7 nuances 

1st of all we got in our seat to watch Despicable Me 3 at 1105 for a 1115 start, 1136 and we finally start . Of course I’m hungry but I thought I could hang on . Now I’m eating lollies for lunch . Ok enough whinging. …………….Pedestrian crossings are everywhere along the coast. All good on face value , but there’s an etiquette to being the pedestrian.You must step out from behind parked cars and cross without hesitation . Once you’ve made the car lock his breaks up you should slow down to a shuffle and stop midway to give your balls a good scratch , stretch the front leg and check your phone . Not joking kiddies, pedestrians take their goddam time and are comfortable in not acknowledging your effort to spot them at the last second . Ok some do thankyou but as a general rule they don’t give a shit unless they’re  stuck under your back tyres.The Californians can be a bit lazy on the indicators. Perfect ,cause I’ve got great mind reading abilities .Bike riders don’t have to wear a helmet once18. I like this as a head my size  needs a specially made helmet .Id end up looking like R2D2 on wheels .Also the attitude of the bicyclist must be universal and not just isolated to the Lycra loving fuckwits who think beach rd is ‘theirs’. May I point out you havn’t got airbags.   Orevwa kiddies that’s it for now .