Friday April 21st

I was the most nervous stuff the kids . Designated driver me , 2 nd drive ever and straight into prime time peak hour , kids traffic left hand drive sphincter pulsating stuff . Got it all done dropped EJ off and got home . Now laying on bed trying to reduce the hyperventilation. You know these posts aren’t all about me ?

Thursday April 20th

Only in LA, experienced first hand today
1. Our relocation guy Jeff, ex military, is also a model slash actor 
2. “Healthy” whole wheat bread we bought, thinking it as a healthy option, tasted sweeter than a donut

3. 60+ year old, chino and loafer wearing gent, riding a uni-Segway (single wheeled Segway) along the sidewalk

4. Customer sitting in the bank today alongside us, had their dog in tow, not handbag sized, more like a small horse 
Something new to see at every turn πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€οΈπŸ˜‚

Wednesday April 19th

Well as some of you might have heard the kids start school on Friday . Thank god as tex has been a little runt (rimes with something I think)! Schools look intimate and the staff have been super accomodating If we can stay in area I’ve got a good feeling it’ll be hunky dory. The yanks are eager to please just wish there news and brekky shows can let up on all the small talk ,posturing ,fake laughing . Forget the contrived bullshit and put us out of our misery . We know you like to shoot each other from time to time and that’s ok , just get on with it . Ok c u guys That’s my ying and yang for today

Sunday April 16

I’m actually on my 3rd beer at 745 Sunday night . Could get used to it I reckon especially when you pay at about 60 percent of what we pay in Australia. No I know you guys are going to tell me em won’t cop it but gee it’s a nice picture . I was thinking I might have to as the tv content and lack of Aussie sport has me very worried but naked and afraid back to back is getting me through at this stage .